Are eggplants sexy?

I never got the whole ‘eggplants are sexy’ thing until I grew my first white eggplant.  Not sure what the attraction is but it is definitely there.

Soft and smooth under my fingers; firm, yet easily bruised - yes, I guess that sounds sexy or at least sexual.   And the whole bulbous thing; rounded and swollen looking. 

The more I try to contemplate whether or not the eggplant is really sexy the more perverted it sounds.  Might be best to just slice it up, throw it in the pan and let someone else figure it out.